Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 21, August 20, 1870 by Various
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this novel peculiarity to American practice, without some little
violation of probability, is what the present conscientious Adapter finds almost the artistic requirement of his task.] * * * * * ALL HAIL! The most fearful weapon yet brought into the field of war--if we are to believe newspaper correspondents--is the revolving grape-shot gun known as the "hail-thrower," a piece of ordnance said to be in use by the French and Prussian armies, alike. If half we hear about the "hail-thrower" be true, 'twere better for all concerned to keep out of hail of it. Many a hale fellow well met by that fearful hail storm must go to grass ere the red glare of the war has passed away. "Where do you hail from?" would be a bootless question to put when the "hail-thrower" begins to administer throes to the breaking ranks. Worse than that; it would probably be a headless question. * * * * * "THE PERFECT CURE." A newspaper paragraph states that, in Minnesota, they have a very summary way of restoring the consciousness of pigs that have been smitten by the summery rays of the sun. They simply open piggy's head with a pick-axe or other handy instrument, introduce a handful or two of salt, close up the head again, and piggy is all right. But this, after all, is simply a new application of the old practice of Curing pork with salt. |
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