Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 21, August 20, 1870 by Various
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punishment is excessive.
* * * * * [Illustration: WONDERFUL TOUR DE FORCE, PERFORMED "ON THE BEACH AT LONG BEACH," BY PROFESSOR JAMES FISK, JR., THE GREAT AMERICAN ATHLETE.] * * * * * HIRAM GREEN ON JERSEY MUSQUITOES. A Hard-fought Battle--Musquitoes have no Sting that Jersey Lightning cannot Cure. New Jarsey is noted among her sister countries, as bein' responsible for 2 of the most destructive things ever got up. The first is of the animal kingdom, and varyin in size from a 3 yeer old snappin' turtle, to a lode of hay. It has a bayonet its nose, in which is a skwirt gun charged with pizen. It has no hesitation, whatsoever, of shovin' it's pitch-fork into a human bein', and when a feller feels it, it makes him think old SOLFERINO has come for him, and no mistake. The sirname of this sleep-distroyin' animile, is Muskeeter. And they |
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