"N.B.-- ----'s use adhesive paste, which has been expressly
prepared to conform with the Food Controller's regulations."

_Advt. in Evening Paper_.

So it is no use waylaying the paper-hanger on the chance of getting a
free meal.

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ANSWER TO CORRESPONDENT.

_"Anti-Reprisal."_--If you are out walking, and enemy aeroplanes are
dropping bombs on your side of the street, it is advisable to cross over
to the other side. Never shake your umbrella at the enemy 'planes. A
taxi-driver might think you were signalling to him.

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Some of our street urchins are quite bucking up in their education. The
other day a small boy called out to a Frenchman, "Pourquoi n'êtes-vous
pas en bleu? _Slackeur!_"

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"Unique Old-World Cottage (big), about 30 min. door to West End,
yet rural seclusion; frequent express trains, last 12 p.m.;
nothing like it so close town; suit antique lover."

_Observer_.