Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, September 12, 1917 by Various
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"Yes," I said, "I've kept an eye on them occasionally. It's a bit
difficult, by the way, not to see them, isn't it?" "Well," she said, "perhaps they are rather striking." "Striking!" I said. "I never heard a more inadequate word. I call them simply overwhelming--the steam-rollers of the vegetable world. Look at their great yellow open faces." "I never," said Francesca, "saw a steam-roller with a face. You're mixing your metaphors." "And," I said, "I shall go on mixing them as long as you grow sunflowers. It's the very least a man can do by way of protest." "I don't know why you should want to protest. The seed makes very good chicken-food." "Yes, I know," I said, "that's what you always said." "And I bet," she said, "you've repeated it. When you've met the tame Generals and Colonels at your club, and they've boasted to you about their potatoes, I know you've countered them with the story of how you've turned the whole of your lawn into a bed of sunflowers calculated to drive the most obstinate hen into laying two eggs a day, rain or shine." "I admit," I said, "that I may have mentioned the matter casually, but I never thought the things were going to be like this. When I first knew them and talked about them they were tender little shoots of green just |
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