"Ah!" I said. "Have a glass of beer before you go."

W. B.

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[Illustration: UNDER THE GREENWOOD TREE.

_Chorus_. "HERE SHALL HE SEE
NO ENEMY
BUT WINTER AND ROUGH WEATHER."]

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[Illustration: _Taxi-driver (who has forced lady-driver on to the
pavement)._ "NOW, THEN, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK IN THE SHOP WINDOWS WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE A DAY OFF?"]

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Headline in _The Yorkshire Daily Observer_:--

"KAISER'S 1904 PLOTS"

No doubt there were quite as many as that, but we should like to know
how our contemporary arrives at the exact number.

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AN EXTRAORDINARY DAY.