The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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The door closed, and he was gone. But as Prue put her arm in mine and we went upstairs together, she whispered in my ear: "How glad I am that you don't wear spectacles." MY DOUBLE; AND HOW HE UNDID ME By Edward Everett Hale (1822-1909) [From _The Atlantic Monthly_, September, 1859. Republished in the volume, _The Man Without a Country, and Other Tales_ (1868), by Edward Everett Hale (Little, Brown & Co.).] It is not often that I trouble the readers of _The Atlantic Monthly_. I should not trouble them now, but for the importunities of my wife, who "feels to insist" that a duty to society is unfulfilled, till I have told why I had to have a double, and how he undid me. She is sure, she says, that intelligent persons cannot understand that pressure upon public servants which alone drives any man into the employment of a double. And while I fear she thinks, at the bottom of her heart, that my fortunes will never be re-made, she has a faint hope, that, as another Rasselas, I may teach a lesson to future publics, from which they may profit, though we die. Owing to the behavior of my double, or, if you please, to that public pressure which compelled me to employ him, I have plenty of leisure to write this communication. |
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