The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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page 151 of 393 (38%)
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On arriving at the south gate of the Asylum grounds, I was about to
ring, but my friend held my arm and begged me to rap with my stick, which I did. An old man with a very comical face presently opened the gate and put out his head. "So you prefer _Cane_ to _A bell_, do you?" he said--and began chuckling and coughing at a great rate. My friend winked at me. "You're here still, Old Joe, I see," he said to the old man. "Yes, yes--and it's very odd, considering how often I've _bolted_, nights." He then threw open the double gates for us to ride through. "Now," said the old man, as he pulled the gates after us, "you've had a long journey." "Why, how is that, Old Joe?" said my friend. "Don't you see?" he answered; "there's the _East hinges_ on the one side of the gate, and there's the _West hinges_ on t'other side--haw! haw! haw!" We had no sooner got into the yard than a feeble little gentleman, with a remarkably bright eye, came up to us, looking very serious, as if something had happened. |
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