The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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page 194 of 393 (49%)
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For one full minute the elder studied her face. Then it burst from his
lips: "Well, bless me! if I didn't bring Balaam and forgit the mule!" The woman laughed till her eyes ran water. "William," said she, "you're drunk." "Hannah," said he, meekly, "I know it. The truth is, Hannah, I--" "Never mind, now, William," she said, gently. "You are tired and hungry. Come into the house, husband." Leading Balaam, she disappeared down the lane; and when, a few minutes later, Hannah Brown and her husband entered through the light that streamed out of the open door her arms were around him, and her face upturned to his. THE HOTEL EXPERIENCE OF MR. PINK FLUKER BY RICHARD MALCOLM JOHNSTON (1822-1898) [From _The Century Magazine_, June, 1886; copyright, 1886, by The Century Co.; republished in the volume, _Mr. Absalom Billingslea, and Other Georgia Folk_ (1888), by Richard Malcolm Johnston (Harper & Brothers).] |
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