The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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"Only one hundred apiece for these sixty valuable lots--only one hundred--going--going--going--gone!" Monsieur Poopoo was the fortunate possessor. The auctioneer congratulated him--the sale closed--and the company dispersed. "_Pardonnez-moi, monsieur_," said Poopoo, as the auctioneer descended his pedestal, "you shall _excusez-moi_, if I shall go to _votre bureau_, your counting-house, ver quick to make every ting sure wid respec to de lot vid de valuarble vatare privalege. Von leetle bird in de hand he vorth two in de tree, _c'est vrai_--eh?" "Certainly, sir." "Vell den, _allons_." And the gentlemen repaired to the counting-house, where the six thousand dollars were paid, and the deeds of the property delivered. Monsieur Poopoo put these carefully in his pocket, and as he was about taking his leave, the auctioneer made him a present of the lithographic outline of the lots, which was a very liberal thing on his part, considering the map was a beautiful specimen of that glorious art. Poopoo could not admire it sufficiently. There were his sixty lots, as uniform as possible, and his little gray eyes sparkled like diamonds as they wandered from one end of the spacious sheet to the other. Poopoo's heart was as light as a feather, and he snapped his fingers in the very wantonness of joy as he repaired to Delmonico's, and |
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