The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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"Den I make von _mauvaise affaire_--von gran mistake!" "I hope not. I don't think you have thrown your money away in the _land_." "No, sare; but I tro it avay in de _vatare!_" "That's not my fault." "Yes, sare, but it is your fault. You're von ver gran rascal to swindle me out of _de l'argent_." "Hello, old Poopoo, you grow personal; and if you can't keep a civil tongue in your head, you must go out of my counting-room." "Vare shall I go to, eh?" "To the devil, for aught I care, you foolish old Frenchman!" said the auctioneer, waxing warm. "But, sare, I vill not go to de devil to oblige you!" replied the Frenchman, waxing warmer. "You sheat me out of all de dollar vot I make in Shatham Street; but I vill not go to de devil for all dat. I vish you may go to de devil yourself you dem yankee-doo-dell, and I vill go and drown myself, _tout de suite_, right avay." "You couldn't make a better use of your water privileges, old boy!" "Ah, _miséricorde!_ Ah, _mon dieu, je suis abîmé_. I am ruin! I am |
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