Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, Jan. 1, 1919 by Various
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a great deal. The State Department at Washington made me come down for
several weekends and your Military Officer at home had me in on three successive days." "Mr. Smith," she said, "you seem an honest man. Do you, in your heart, believe yourself good enough for my Edith?" "Had you asked me that six weeks ago," I said, "I should have answered 'No.' Before I spoke to Edith, that very same question flashed up within me. I saw the golden sheen of her hair in the moonlight--for you do sometimes have moonlight here in London--and wondered whether I had the right to speak. Of course I was not good enough for her, but still I felt that I was not altogether unfit. I might justly ask for her in the face of high Heaven, the Passport Bureau at Washington, the War Zone Bureau at the Custom-House, the head clerk at the Cunard office, the watchman at the pier, the official who changed my American money into your own very confusing monetary system, the man at the head of the gang-plank, the man at the foot of the gang-plank, the steward who filled my alien's declaration, the steward who gave me my landing-card, several battalions of control officers, and approximately half the Allied diplomatic services. When I spoke to Edith I had all the documents in my breast-pocket, and my heart glowed with justifiable confidence beneath them. The dear girl never asked for my college certificate and my luggage check, but I have them all here." "Perhaps it isn't necessary," she said. "You may have her, my dear boy." "Without even looking at my Czecho-Slovak _visé_ my club dues for 1918, and my inoculation receipt for typhoid and paratyphoid A and B?" I stammered. |
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