Then to repose; for it is truly said
The best location of mankind is BED.

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EMANCIPATION.

"Wanted by respectable woman, a couple of Gentleman's Trousers
(left off)."--_Irish Paper_.

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"A Caproni machine flew a distance of 325 miles in four
fours."--_Scottish Paper._

A correspondent writes to ask if this is double the time usually
described as "two two's."

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"At 11 o'clock the muster roll at many shops and offices was still
incomplete. Indeed assistants were reported 'missing' at many
establishments an hour later. There were girls--Government and
others--who stayed at home."--_Evening Paper_.

Little pigs who wouldn't go to market.

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"At Bolton on Saturday the United Textile Factory Workers'