Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 2, 1919 by Various
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page 27 of 61 (44%)
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Blavincourt--alone and unarmed in a room full of bristling Huns with
that fatal map in his possession. "Sweating all over he eased the map out of his pocket and slowly and silently commenced to eat it. "You know what those things are like. A yard square of tough paper backed by indestructible calico--one might as well try to devour a child's rag book. "Anyhow that's what de Blavincourt did. He ate it, and it took him forty hours to do the trick. For forty hours day and night he squatted under that table, with the Huns sitting upon and around it, and gnawed away at that square yard of calico. "Just before the dawn of the third day he gulped the last corner down and peeped out under the tablecloth. The Bosch on guard was oiling the lock of the machine-gun. Two more he could hear in the kitchen clattering pots about. The remaining four were asleep, grotesquely sprawled over sofas and chairs. "De Blavincourt determined to chance it. He could not stop under the table for ever, and even at the worst that map, that precious map, was out of harm's way. He crept stealthily from his hiding-place, dealt the kneeling Bosch a terrific kick in the small of the back, dived headlong out of the window and galloped down the street towards our Lewis gunners, squealing, '_ Friend! Ros'bif! Not'arf!'_--which, in spite of his three years of interpreting, was all the English he could muster at the moment. The Huns emptied their automatics after him, but only one bullet found the target, and that an outer. |
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