The Old Bachelor: a Comedy by William Congreve
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palate: you can't relish a dish of fighting without sweet sauce.
Now, I think fighting for fighting sake's sufficient cause; fighting to me's religion and the laws. SIR JO. Ah, well said, my Hero; was not that great, sir? by the Lord Harry he says true; fighting is meat, drink, and cloth to him. But, Back, this gentleman is one of the best friends I have in the world, and saved my life last night--you know I told you. BLUFF. Ay! Then I honour him again. Sir, may I crave your name? SHARP. Ay, sir, my name's Sharper. SIR JO. Pray, Mr. Sharper, embrace my Back. Very well. By the Lord Harry, Mr. Sharper, he's as brave a fellow as Cannibal, are not you, Bully-Back? SHARP. Hannibal, I believe you mean, Sir Joseph. BLUFF. Undoubtedly he did, sir; faith, Hannibal was a very pretty fellow--but, Sir Joseph, comparisons are odious--Hannibal was a very pretty fellow in those days, it must be granted--but alas, sir! were he alive now, he would be nothing, nothing in the earth. SHARP. How, sir! I make a doubt if there be at this day a greater general breathing. BLUFF. Oh, excuse me, sir! Have you served abroad, sir? SHARP. Not I, really, sir. |
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