Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 14, 1919 by Various
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page 15 of 65 (23%)
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(1) In stepping off an omnibus always alight feet first.
(2) In crossing crowded thoroughfares, proceed through the traffic, not under it. (3) Before stepping from the pavement make quite sure that there is a road there, etc., etc. Imagination, colour--that's all that's wanted, and if this propaganda is carried far enough the safety of the public will be assured, for either they really will try not to be killed while travelling or walking in the streets, or they will stay indoors altogether. * * * * * A DISCIPLINARIAN. "SCHOOLMISTRESS'S RESIGNATION." Miss ---- will have the satisfaction of knowing that she has left her mark on those who have passed through her hands."--_Provincial Paper_. * * * * * "Closing scores in the professional golf match were Newman 14,835; Inman 13,343."--_Provincial Paper_. This high scoring was due, we understand, to the large number of losing hazards which had to be negotiated. |
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