Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 30, 1890 by Various
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somebody at once."
"Yes," I reply; "I'll go and see how I fancy it. Have they got a billiard-table, do you happen to know?" The President says, "he doesn't know anything about _that_," and looks a little surprised, as if I had proposed a game of skittles. On way down (next day) I feel rather like a Governess going to her first situation. Get to house late. Too dark to see what it's like. Have to drive up in a village fly. _Query_--Oughtn't they to have sent their carriage for me? My reception is peculiar. A stout, masculine-looking female with a strident voice, is presumably Mrs. BRISTOL MERCHANT. Sends me up to my bed-room as if I were my own luggage. Evidently very "uncultivated." In my bed-room. Above are the sounds of a small pandemonium, apparently. Stamping, falling, shouting, bumping, crying. What a lot of them there must be! There are! At supper--they appear to have early dinners, which I detest--three boys and one girl present, as a sample. Eldest a youth about ten, who puts out his tongue at me, when he thinks I'm not looking, and kicks his brothers beneath the table to make them cry, which they do. I begin to wonder when my real pupil will appear. Governess talks to me as if I were a brother professional. |
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