Toaster's Handbook - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations by Unknown
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To wake the soul by tender strokes of art, To raise the genius, and to mend the heart; To make mankind, in conscious virtue bold, Live o'er each scene, and be what they behold-- For this the tragic muse first trod the stage. --_Pope_. ACTORS AND ACTRESSES An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" company was starting to parade in a small New England town when a big gander, from a farmyard near at hand waddled to the middle of the street and began to hiss. One of the double-in-brass actors turned toward the fowl and angrily exclaimed: "Don't be so dern quick to jump at conclusions. Wait till you see the show."--_K.A. Bisbee_. When William H. Crane was younger and less discreet he had a vaunting ambition to play _Hamlet_. So with his first profits he organized his own company and he went to an inland western town to give vent to his ambition and "try it on." |
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