Little drops in water--
Little drops on land--
Make the aviator,
Join the heavenly band.

--_Satire_.


"Are you an experienced aviator?"

"Well, sir, I have been at it six weeks and I am all here."--_Life_.




BABIES


_See_ Children.




BACCALAUREATE SERMONS


PROUD FATHER--"Rick, my boy, if you live up to your oration you'll be an
honor to the family."

VALEDICTORIAN-"I expect to do better than that, father. I am going to