Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 9, 1919 by Various
page 49 of 62 (79%)
page 49 of 62 (79%)
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ROME, Sunday.
The special Brazilian naval squadron, comprising the cruiser Bahia and four destroyers, under the command of Admiral Defrontin, arrived to-day."--_Evening Paper_. Like the British Army, it looks as if the Brazilian Navy can "go anywhere." * * * * * A WASTED TALENT. Fresh knowledge of a varied kind While in the army I acquired, Some useful, which I didn't mind, And much that made me tired; But one result was undesigned; It cost me neither toil nor care: Swiftly and surely, with the ease Of drinking beer or shelling peas, War taught me how to swear. Widely my power was recognised; The hardiest soldier shook like froth, And even mules were paralysed To hear me voice my wrath; Unhappy he and ill-advised Who dared withstand when I reviled; Have I not seen a whole platoon |
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