Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 17, 1891 by Various
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page 28 of 43 (65%)
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_Off._ (_with indescribable emotion_). Oh, my country! Oh, my Savings
Bank Depositors! Oh, my dignity of the Civil Service! [_Faints in the arms of faithful Employés, whilst the other Clerks defiantly depart. Tableau._ ACT II.--"PRESENT."--_Magnificent apartments of the P.-M.-Gen. in the G.P.O. Deputation of contrite Employés listening to the eloquent speech of their Official Chief._ _P.M.G._ (_in effect_). I am delighted that you are such good fellows. Your conduct in owning that you were wrong in refusing to work after regular official hours, almost effaces a painful page in the history of St. Martin's-le-Grand. Let it be clearly understood that extra work is _not_ compulsory, _but_, if _not_ undertaken, may lead (as in the present instance) to immediate suspension, if not dismissal. Surely no one can object to that? (_Contrite Officials express mournful approval._) And now good-bye, and A Happy New Year. As for the future--hope, my good friends, hope! [_Exeunt the contrite Employés, leaving the Officials of a Higher Grade agitating the nerves controlling their eyelids spasmodically._ ACT III.--"FUTURE."--_Same Scene as Act I. Venerable Employés discovered, after twenty years' further service._ _First Venerable Employé_. Remember the words spoken a score of winters ago--Hope, brother, hope! |
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