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SEASONABLE GREETING FOR SPIRITUALISTS.--I wish you a _rappy_ New Year!

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[Illustration: METROPOLITAN RAILWAY TYPES.

THE PARTY THAT _NEVER_ SAYS, "THANK YOU!"

THE PARTY THAT _ALWAYS_ SAYS, "THANK YOU!"

WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR, SHUT THE WINDOW, OR GIVE UP YOUR SEAT FOR
HER.]

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BUMBLE AT HOME;

OR, THE WINTER OF _OUR_ DISCONTENT.

"Notwithstanding the most superlative, and, I may say,
supernat'ral exertions on the part of this parish," said
BUMBLE, "we have not been able to--do anythink."--_Oliver
Twist_.

_Mr. Bumble, loquitur_:--

_GR-R-R-R!!!_ Old-fashioned Winter, indeed! Well, I 'ope them
as talks on it relishes it!