Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 10, 1891 by Various
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He comes to the cell and is introduced in a semi-official way;
With a jolly "Good morning, Ma'am," he comes, and as quick as a morning dream He has corded his living parcel and flung it across the stream. The stream flows silently onward, and the flood seems deep and strong, And some of us pause on the hither-bank slow-footed, and linger long. But early or late we must plunge in and battle across the tide, Though the beckoning shapes look dark and grim that wait on the farther side. But they whom the King's Ambassador, or ever their race be run, Has summoned, must leave at the moment the sight of the friendly sun. He's a kindly man, with a cheerful voice, but he never brooks delay When once he has come and been introduced in a semi-official way. And, ah, how lightly the minutes fly, that once seemed heavy as lead, And the sleeper is fitfully tossing, alone on her prison bed. At the hour of eight must the journey be, when the passing bell doth toll, And God, it may be, who is merciful, will pity a sinful soul, "Arise," they say, "for you know full well who waits at the outer gate, With sheriffs to do his bidding, behold he is come in state. The time is short, and the minutes fly, but ere we forget it, stay, We must introduce the Ambassador in a semi-official way." * * * * * POLITE JUDGMENT.--A correspondence has been going on in the _St. James's Gazette_ as to what six Gentlemen seated in a first class railway carriage ought to do if a Lady insists on thrusting herself upon them. _Truth_ says, let her stand, unless she has been invited, |
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