was Ezra Hecht?
Of _course_ he would
refuse to heed
Or mind his mother--
yes indeed!
Of course he would.
Of course he did.
But _you_ must do
what you are bid.

[Illustration: Not Minding Mother]


M. AND B. HOPPER

Mother always
is distressed
If you fidget
when you're dressed.
If you fidget
like Miss Midget,
Hopper, or her
sister Bridget.
Goops like that
are _so_ much bother,
That they ought to
dress each other!

[Illustration: Restless while Dressing]