scuffs his feet?
He makes them drag
along the floor
As if they weighed
a ton or more.
Just think of
Solomon McKim,
And don't be slovenly
like him!

[Illustration: Scuffing Feet]


JOHN D. PELL

When John D. Pell
wants something done,
D'you think he _asks_
of anyone?
Oh, no! He _orders_
someone to,
With "Get my hat!"
or, "Tie my shoe!"
The Goops all say
rude things like these,
But you, of course,
say, "If you please!"

[Illustration: Ordering People]