Seven Men by Sir Max Beerbohm
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`Many people there?'
`Usual sort of number.' `What did they look like?' Soames tried to visualise them. `They all,' he presently remembered, `looked very like one another.' My mind took a fearsome leap. `All dressed in Jaeger?' `Yes. I think so. Greyish-yellowish stuff.' `A sort of uniform?' He nodded. `With a number on it, perhaps?--a number on a large disc of metal sewn on to the left sleeve? DKF 78,910--that sort of thing?' It was even so. `And all of them--men and women alike--looking very well-cared- for? very Utopian? and smelling rather strongly of carbolic? and all of them quite hairless?' I was right every time. Soames was only not sure whether the men and women were hairless or shorn. `I hadn't time to look at them very closely,' he explained. `No, of course not. But----' `They stared at ME, I can tell you. I attracted a great deal of attention.' At last he had done that! `I think I rather scared them. They moved away whenever I came near. They followed me about at a distance, wherever I went. The men at the round desk in the middle seemed to have a sort of panic whenever I |
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