Back to Methuselah by George Bernard Shaw
page 331 of 451 (73%)
page 331 of 451 (73%)
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NAPOLEON. By no means feeble, madam. I understand you now; and I may tell you that the strongest characters blench in my presence, and submit to my domination. But I do not call that a physical force. THE ORACLE. What else do you call it, pray? Our physicists deal with it. Our mathematicians express its measurements in algebraic equations. NAPOLEON. Do you mean that they could measure mine? THE ORACLE. Yes: by a figure infinitely near to zero. Even in us the force is negligible during our first century of life. In our second it develops quickly, and becomes dangerous to shortlivers who venture into its field. If I were not veiled and robed in insulating material you could not endure my presence; and I am still a young woman: one hundred and seventy if you wish to know exactly. NAPOLEON [_folding his arms_] I am not intimidated: no woman alive, old or young, can put me out of countenance. Unveil, madam. Disrobe. You will move this temple as easily as shake me. THE ORACLE. Very well [_she throws back her veil_]. NAPOLEON [_shrieking, staggering, and covering his eyes_] No. Stop. Hide your face again. [_Shutting his eyes and distractedly clutching at his throat and heart_] Let me go. Help! I am dying. THE ORACLE. Do you still wish to consult an older person? NAPOLEON. No, no. The veil, the veil, I beg you. |
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