Personality of Absolute Personality. Nothing that has life is
God-damned.

Where love is only a dream, the marriage is an alarm clock.

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If you cannot endure your mother-in-law, you can begin your plans at
once to live alone, when your children are married.

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A quarrel between two people to settle things, is a good deal like a
dog fight in a flower bed, the only things that get settled are the
flowers.

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Nearly always when you hear the lusty wail of a boy with energy plus
filling the air, you can look in at the window and find a woman's hand
at the seat of his trouble.

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You can over-work your notion of neatness. A woman in Vermont crippled
her usefulness for life, by mopping a hole thru her kitchen floor and
falling into the cellar.

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