Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, July 25, 1891 by Various
page 37 of 41 (90%)
page 37 of 41 (90%)
![]() | ![]() |
|
years I have seen the snows on the Lagartigo, and the moonlight on
the--" "Stop!" he cried--"you are going to begin padding. That will do for a magazine, not for me!" and he snapped his fingers at me. But I was not to be put off. He was weak--a cripple--and I gave him the choice of listening to a personally-conducted tour in the South of Spain, or relating his adventures. "I will have my revenge!" he muttered. "You shall hear my life from the beginning. You must know, then, that sixty years ago I was born, and--" "Yes," I returned, interrupting him--"of poor parents. Your father was coarse, your mother pious. You learned all you could about bulls, which you kept from your father, and you were ultimately engaged as a bull-fighter--" "Stop, stop!" he cried. "If you cut out about a dozen pages of my biography, at least let me explain how I saved my father. You must know--" "I will do it for you in a line," I said, sharply. "Your father lost his temper, and tried bullying the bull (no joke), and you winked at the animal. He knew you, and stood still. The bull went for your father--you for the bull. Drive on!" "Let me tell you then, how I prepared myself for the Ring by practising on a dummy bull.--I had no difficulty in sticking pins into |
|