Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 12, 1891 by Various
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page 19 of 44 (43%)
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OUR BOOKING-OFFICE. Pocket-books for next year are coming in. Which for choice? "_Solvitur ambulando_" should be the resolution of the difficulty, given by one firm at least, that firm being "WALKER." They are handy, and conveniently pocketable, but to "The chiels amang ye taking notes," plain leaves, and no fruit, and no dates, we should say, would be preferable. They're reasonable prices, and you can't expect to get 'em for nothing; if you do--"WALKER!" [Illustration] The Baron highly approves of Messrs. DE LA RUE's pocket-books. It is pleasant to have something in one's pocket, even if only a book. As to account-books and diaries--well enter nothing therein but what has been pleasant and profitable, and most diarians who adopt this rule will not find their memoranda overcrowded at the end of the year. "Letts be happy, while we can, and good luck to you, Ladies all, in 1892. Leap year!" quoth the Baron. "Over you go like the villagers in the German story, after the sheep, into the sea of matrimony, where may you all get on swimmingly." _À propos_, Mesdames BLYTHE and GAY say that the Christmas Number of _Woman_, produced by a number of women, is as full of attractive power as the Magnetic Lady herself. "ARROWSMITH's Shilling Sensational, by 'a New Author,'" quoth the Baron, "would, methought, serve _pour me distraire_." The "New Author" uses the remarkably new device of a mole on the lost child's breast. Isn't that original? _Miss Box_ and _Miss Cox_ are lost, and found. "Have you a mole on your left breast?" "Yes!" "Then it is both of |
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