Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 12, 1891 by Various
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With ruffs, and cuffs, and farthingales, and things;
With orange tissue trimmed with true-blue bravery, Eschewing wearing of the green,--that's knavery. See GRUMIO there! He waits thy loving leisure To deck thy body with his boxed-up treasure. A cap of mine own choice, come fresh from town; It will become thee better than a crown. 'Tis my ideal. (_Enter_ Haberdasher.) Well--what would _you_, sirrah? _Haberdasher_. Here is the hat the lady did bespeak! _Petruchio_. Why, this was moulded on a foreign block, A Phrygian cap. Fie, fie! 'tis crude and flaunting. Why, 'tis a coal-vase or a bushel-basket, A fraud, a toy, a trick, a verdant fool'scap: Away with it! Come, let me have a smaller! _Kathleen_. I'll have no smaller: this doth fit the time, And gentlewomen wear such hats as these. _Petruchio_. When you are gentle, you shall have one too, But of another pattern. _Grumio_ (_aside_). Mine, to wit. _Kathleen_. Why, Sir, I trust I may have leave to speak: And speak I will. I am no child, no babe: Your betters have endured me say my mind, And, if you cannot, best you stop your ears. My tongue will tell the craving of my heart, |
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