Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, January 9, 1892 by Various
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_Coun._ Don't be impertinent, Sir! Explanation is unneeded. Mind, you have been sworn, so if you _don't_ know the value of an oath, it will be the worse for you. _Wit._ But you won't let me speak. _Coun._ Won't let you speak! Why, I can't get a word out of you. Now, Sir--in plain English--are you a liar or not? _Wit._ (_appealing to Judge_). Surely, my Lord, he has no right to speak to me like this? _Judge_. Be good enough to answer the Counsel's questions. I have nothing to do with it. _Coun._ Now, Sir--once more; are you a liar, or are you not? _Wit._ I don't think that's the way to speak to me-- _Coun._ Don't bully me, Sir! You are here to tell us the truth, or as much of it as you can. _Wit._ But surely you ought to-- _Coun._ Don't tell me what I ought to do, Sir. Again; are you a liar, or are you not? _Wit._ Please tell me how I am to reply to such a question? |
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