Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, January 9, 1892 by Various
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_Wit._ (_sharply_). You have no right to presume. Ask me what you want, and have done with it. _Coun._ (_amiably_). I think we shall get on better--more quickly--if you kindly attend to my questions. _Wit._ Think so? Well, it's a matter of opinion. But, as I have an engagement in another place, be good enough to ask what you are instructed to ask, and settle the matter off-hand. _Coun._ If you will allow me to speak-- _Wit._ Speak!--I like that! Why I can't get a rational word out of you! _Coun._ (_appealing to Judge_). Surely, my Lord, he has no right to speak to me like this? _Judge_. Be good enough to attend to the Witness. I have nothing to do with it. _Wit._ (_impatiently_). Now, Sir, am I to wait all day? _Coun._ (_mildly_). I really venture to suggest that is not quite the tone to adopt. _Wit._ Don't bully me, Sir! I am here to answer any questions you like to put, always supposing that you have any worth answering. |
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