Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 21, 1891 by Various
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page 28 of 43 (65%)
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_Int. For. (interrupting)._ Yes, thanks, I have seen everything, and had
everything explained to me. I do not believe that there is a single official secret that has not been revealed to me in the kindest manner possible. _Com. Gen. (heartily)._ Come, that is as it should be! We like to tell the whole world what we can do. _In. For. (drily)._ Exactly, and teach your neighbours how to do it? _Com. Gen. (gazing at his neglected work)._ But if you know everything, why do you come to me? _In. For._ Well, I thought if I got it first hand from the Commander of the Future, it would strengthen the opinion I have already formed of the unpreparedness of the British Empire. For I take it that the British Empire _is_ unprepared? _Com. Gen. (amused)._ Why, certainly! I thought everybody knew that! If war were declared now, according to all the rules of the game, we ought to be absolutely ruined. _In. For._ Dear me! I am sorry to hear it! But surely your Fleet is fairly strong? _Com. Gen. (laughing)._ What a joke! Oh, I dare say, ship for ship and gun for gun, we are more powerful than any other nation. But if hostilities broke out, our Fleet would be valueless. We should want every vessel to guard our island shores, and our commerce and colonies would have to shift for themselves. |
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