Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 21, 1891 by Various
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page 41 of 43 (95%)
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Book-Worms.]
_Angling Sketches_, by ANDREW LANG--_Andrew L'Angler_--are delightful reading. The Baron pictures to himself the thoughtful and Balfour-like ANDREW on a bank by the river, rod stuck into ground, pencil and note-book in his hand. "What is he doing, my boy?" inquires the Baron, of the hook-baiting boy. "He's ketching sumthink," whispers the urchin. Is it Historical Notes on the _Diet of Wurms_? Is it necessary to show that the fish have no consciousness of Pain? Or, is he composing _Lines to my Rod_? Or is it a disquisition on "ingratitude," showing how the stream goes on murmuring? And does he classically remind it how silent it ought to be,--_Dumb defluit annis_? Or does the stream murmur because our ANDREW the Fisherman has been "whipping" it? Should he betake himself to fly-fishing, let his motto be "Strike and spare not!" and if he would be wise above his fellows in the gentle art of catching fish, let him consult _The Incomplete Angler_, says, disinterestedly, THE BARON DE BOOK-WORMS. * * * * * MEMS FROM MONKEY-LAND. (_Being a Report made to the "Royal Simian Society" by Professor Hairy Myas, F.R.S.S., with compliments to Professor Garnier, who continues his articles on "a Simian Language" in "The New Review" for this month._) I have for some time past paid considerable attention to the sounds uttered by the Human Beings who are permitted to observe our movements, in the wire |
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