Hocken and Hunken by Sir Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch
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"You won't find that too easy, will you?" The barber paused in his snipping, and turned about for a thoughtful look at the hat. "I mean I'll buy another, of a different shape. First the beard, then the headgear--as I was tellin' Toy, a man ashore can reggilate his ways as he chooses, an here's to prove it." "They _do_ say a clean shave is worth two virtuous resolutions," answered the barber, shaking his head Again. "And you're makin' a brave start, I don't deny. But wait till you pick up with a few real habits." "What sort o' habits?" "The sort that come to man first-along in the shape o' duties--like church-goin'. Look here, Cap'n, I'll lay a wager with 'ee. . . . Soon as you begin to walk about this town a bit, you'll notice a terrible lot o' things that want improvin'--" "I don't need to walk off the Town Quay for _that_." "Ah, an' I daresay it came into your head that if you had the orderin' of Bussa you wouldn' be long about it? The town'll think it, anyway. We're a small popilation in Troy, all tied up in neighbourly feelin's an' hangin' together till--as the sayin' is--you can't touch a cobweb without hurtin' a rafter. What the town's cryin' out for is a new broom--a man with ideas, eh, Mr Philp?--above all, a man who's independent. So first of all they'll flatter ye up into standin' for the Parish Council, and put ye head o' the poll--" |
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