belong! I am ashamed of you!

_First Emp._ And who may you be?

_Second Mem. of the Pub._ Whom may I be? I will tell you! (_Throws off
his disguise_.) I am the Postmaster-General!!!

[_Scene closes in upon a tableau suggestive of astonishment,
contrition and excitement._

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ITS LATEST APPLICATION.--Chorus for Royal Academicians, for Monday
next:--"Ta-R.A.-R.A.-Boom-to-day!"

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[Illustration: HISTORY EXAMS.

(_Effects on Education of Modern Advertising._)

"WHO WAS BORN IN CORSICA?" (_Silence._) "TRY AND THINK--AND DIED IN
ST. HELENA?"

"OH, OF COURSE--I KNOW! THE GREAT SAPOLIO!"]

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TO THE NEW "QUEEN OF THE MAY".