Mr. J.L. TOOLE then hurried out. After his departure it was found that all
the spectators had on their backs adhesive labels advertising _Walker,
London_.

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[Illustration: A WARNING.

_Archie_ (_to his Sister, who has been reading him Fairy Tales_). "WON'T
THERE BE A LOT OF _US_, IF NONE OF US GO AND GET MARRIED? WORSE THAN _HOP
O'MY THUMB_!"

_Sister._ "YES; BUT YOU KNOW _I_ MEAN TO BE MARRIED!"

_Archie._ "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU'D GO AND LIVE ALONE WITH A MAN AFTER
READING _BLUEBEARD_?"]

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A WAITING GAME.

WARY WILLIAM, _loquitur_:--

_Drat that dog_!
Dogs are mixed,--like men.
Few know how to _jog_;
Hasty tongue and pen,
Many a bungler bog,
Steady! _I_'ll say when!