A Christmas Garland by Sir Max Beerbohm
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"Yuss," said Judlip. "That's in the Noo Testament, ain't it? The Noo Testament contains some uncommon nice readin' for old gents an' young ladies. But it ain't included in the librery o' the Force. We confine ourselves to the Old Testament--O.T., 'ot. An' 'ot you'll get it. Hup with that sack, an' quick march!" I have seen worse attempts at a neck-wrench, but it was just not slippery enough for Judlip. And the kick that Judlip then let fly was a thing of beauty and a joy for ever. "Frog's-march him!" I shrieked, dancing. "For the love of heaven, frog's-march him!" Trotting by Judlip's side to the Station, I reckoned it out that if Slushby had not been at the Club I should not have been here to see. Which shows that even Slushbys are put into this world for a purpose. OUT OF HARM'S WAY _By_ A.C. B*NS*N Chapter XLII.--Christmas |
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