The War of the Wenuses by E. V. (Edward Verrall) Lucas;C. L. Graves
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IV. HOW I REACHED HOME. I remember nothing of my flight, except the stress of blundering against trees and stumbling over the railings. To blunder against some trees is very stressful. At last I could go no further: I had run full tilt into a gasworks. I fell and lay still. I must have remained there some time. Suddenly, like a thing falling upon me from without, came--Beer. It was being poured down my throat by my cousin's man, and I recollect thinking that he must have used the same can with which he filled the lamps. How he got there I cannot pretend to tell. "What news from the park?" said I. "Eh!" said my cousin's man. "What news from the Park?" I said. "Garn! 'oo yer getting at?" said my cousin's man. "Aint yer just _been_ there?" (The italics are his own.) "People seem fair silly abart the Pawk. Wot's it all abart?" |
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