Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 28, 1892 by Various
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to look on and applaud, and even to field for him at times.
_Second A.B._ Yes; the Ladies have been good friends of his, and now he'd bar them from the legitimate game. I fancy it's put their backs up a bit, eh? _First A.B._ You bet! And it _do_ seem ray-ther ongrateful like, don't it now? Though as fur as that goes _I_ don't believe Cricket's a game for the petticoats. _Second A.B._ Nor me neither. But bless yer they gets their foot in in everything now; tennis, and golf, and rowing and cetrer. And if you let 'em in at all, for your own pleasure, I don't quite see how you're going to draw the line arbitrary like just where it suits _you_, as the Grand Old Slogger seems to fancy. _First A.B._ No; and, if you ask me, I say they won't stand it, even from _him._ "No," says they, "fair's fair," they says. "All very well to treat us like volunteer scouts at a country game, or at the nets, returning the balls whilst you slog and show off. But when we want to put on the gloves and pads, and take a hand at the bat in a businesslike way, you boggle, and hint that it's degrading, unsexing, and all that stuff." _Second A.B._ Ah, _that_ won't wash. If it unsexes 'em to bat, it unsexes 'em to scout. And if the old cricketing gang didn't want the Ladies between wickets, why, they shouldn't have let em into the field, _I_ say. Strikes me Lady CARLISLE'll show 'em a thing or two. That "operative mandatory resolution" of hers means mischief--_after_ the next big match anyhow. "Ladies wait, and wait a bit more, wait |
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