A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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IV An open space on the edge of the forest. In the centre of the clearing a small gaudily-painted tent. Seated on the ground in a semicircle before the tent, some forty or fifty Indians. Standing on a box before the entrance to the tent, a man of twenty-five or fifty. In his left hand he holds a fog horn; in his right, a stein of beer. He puts the horn to his lips and blows heavy blast. He bellows, "Beauty--Beauty--Beauty!" He takes a drink of beer. He repeats this performance nine times. He takes up some mud and deftly models the features of several well-known characters--statesmen, writers, critics. In many cases the resemblance is so slight that Priscilla can hardly recognize the character. He picks up a heavy club and proceeds to beat each one of his |
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