A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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A terrible overwhelming nausea. Vomiting, which lasts for agonizing minutes, leaving her helpless on the floor. Then cessation. Then light--blinding light. VI At 3:10 Priscilla drank the Mencken medicine; at 3:12 she was lying in agony on the floor; at 3:20 she opened her eyes; at 3:21 she walked out of her front door; and at 3:22 she discovered what was wrong with Plymouth and the pilgrims. Main Street. Straight and narrow. A Puritan thoroughfare in a Puritan town. The church. A centre of Puritan worship. The shrine of a narrow theology which persistently repressed beauty and joy and life. The Miles Standish house. The house of a Puritan. A squat, unlovely symbol of repression. Beauty crushed by Morality. Plymouth Rock. Hard, unyielding--like the Puritan moral code. A huge tombstone on the grave of Pan. She fled home. She flung herself, sobbing, on the bed. She cried, "They're all Puritans that's what they are, Puritans!" |
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