A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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it was for the best. Priscilla has gone where she will always be
happy. She has at last found that bliss which she searched for in vain on earth." "Yes William," added Miles Standish. "Priscilla has now found eternal joy." VIII Heaven. Smug saints with ill-fitting halos and imitation wings, singing meaningless hymns which Priscilla had heard countless times before. Sleek prosaic angels flying aimlessly around playing stale songs on sickly yellow harps. Three of the harps badly out of tune; two strings missing on another. Moses, a Jew. Methuselah, another Jew. Old and unshaven. Priscilla threw herself on a cloud, sobbing. "Well, sister, what seems to be the matter here?" She looked up; she saw a sympathetic stranger looking down at |
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