A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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gradually fainter and fainter; she closed her eyes.
When she opened them again she found herself on Main Street in Gopher Prairie. X From the "Heavenly Harp and Trumpet": Mrs. Priscilla Kennicott, one of our most popular angels, left these parts last Tuesday for an extended visit to the Earth. Mrs. K. confided to Ye Editor that she would probably take up her residence in Gopher Prairie, Minn., under the name of Carol Kennicott. The "Harp and Trumpet" felicitates the citizens of Gopher Prairie on their acquisition of a charming and up-to-date young matron whose absence will be keenly regretted by her many friends in the heavenly younger married set. Good luck, Priscilla! XI Heaven. Five years later. The monthly meeting of the Celestial Browning Club. Seated in the chair reserved for the guest of honor, the manager. The meeting opens as usual with a reading by Brother Robert |
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