special train, which I am told, is kept in readiness for you at every
London Terminus, to transport you--(not for your _country's_ good,
but _your own_)--to Sheepsdoor, Kent, where you shall receive a
hearty welcome--Lord ARTHUR is not with me, but my French maid will
_chaperon_ us--_if necessary_.

Yours devotedly,
LADY GAY.

STUD PRODUCE SELECTION.

To a Circus in Lancashire, once I went,
To see a performing dog dance!
But, my money in vain I found I'd spent,
For I much prefer a "_Clog Dance_."

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THE TWO SARAS OF THE SEASON.--SARA BERNHARDT and SARA SATE.

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[Illustration: UNA AND THE BRITISH LION.

A CARTOON FROM A BIRMINGHAM COLLECTION.]

_Whereto a Brummagem Bard hath set these Spenserian Stanzas._

[Mr. CHAMBERLAIN, in his Election Address, explains how he
has co-operated with the Conservative Government in order to