It's just three weeks since I was "down!"--
_Take care!_
"I'm wanted very much in town."
Beware! Beware!
Run no risk,
'Tis humbugging thee!

"_I_ feel all right,--as well as you!"--
_Take care!_
What feeling tells you is not true!
Beware! Beware!
Pneumonia waits
To be nipping thee!

"You Doctors are such funny chaps!"--
_Take care!_
We know the dangers of Relapse.
Beware! Beware!
Flout me not,
_I'm_ not fooling thee!

"Too long you pillow us and pill us!"--
_Take care!_
You don't half know that blarmed bacillus.
Beware! Beware!
Brave it not,
'Twill be flooring thee!

"The fever's gone, the aches seem vanished."