Arch impudent _improver_ of Beethoven--
Tricksy professor of _charlatanerie_--
Inventor of musical artillery--
Barbarous rain and thunder maker--
Unconscionable money taker--
Travelling about both near and far,
Toll to exact at every _bar_--
What brings thee here again,
To desecrate old Drury's fane?
Egregious attitudiniser!
Antic fifer! com'st to advise her
'Gainst intellect and sense to close her walls?
To raze her benches,
That Gallic wenches
Might play their brazen antics at masked balls?
_Ci-devant_ waiter
Of a _quarante-sous traiteur_,
Why did you leave your stew-pans and meat-oven,
To make a fricassee of the great Beet-hoven?
And whilst your piccolos unceasing squeak on,
Saucily serve Mozart with _sauce-piquant_;
Mawkishly cast your eyes to the cerulean--
Turn Matthew Locke to _potage à la julienne_!
Go! go! sir, do,
Back to the _rue_,
Where lately you
Waited upon each hungry feeder,
Playing the _garçon_, not the leader.
Pray, put your hat on,
_Coupez votre bâton._