Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, September 25, 1841 by Various
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own peculiar "Gravesend;" but as contradiction begets controversy, and the
enlightened poet is fully aware of the effect of that cause, the undaunted sprite of the interred Giles instantly opposes this, to him, flimsy excuse, and upon the peculiar veracity of a wandering ghost, triumphantly exclaims, in the poet's words--words that, lest any mistake should arise as to the speaker by the peculiar construction of the sentence, are rendered _doubly_ individual, for-- "_Says_ the _ghost_, says _he_, vy that's no rule!" There's a staggerer! being alive no rule for _not_ being buried! how _is_ Molly Brown to get out of that high-pressure cleft-stick? how! that's the question! Why not in a state of somnolency, not during the "death of each day's life; no, it is clear, to escape such a consummation she must be wide awake." The poet sees this, and with the energy of a master-mind, he brings the invisible chimera of her entranced imagination into effective operation. Argument with a man who denies first premises, and we submit the assertion that vitality is no exception to the treatment of the dead, amounts to that. We say, argument with such a man is worse than nothing; it would be fallacious as the Eolian experiment of whistling the most inspiriting jigs to an inanimate, and consequently unmusical, milestone, opposing a transatlantic thunder-storm with "a more paper than powder" "penny cracker," or setting an owl to outstare the meridian sun. The poet knew and felt this, and therefore he ends the delusion and controversy by an overt act:-- "The ghost then seized her all so grim, All for to go along with him; 'Come, come,' said he, 'e'er morning beam.'" |
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