Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, October 2, 1841 by Various
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But one complete illumination.
He rises--members blow their noses, And cough and hem! till one supposes, A general catarrh prevails from want of ventilation. He speaks:-- Mr. Speaker, Sir, in me you see A member of this house (_hear, hear_), With whose proud pedigree The "Thunderer" has dared to interfere. Now I implore, That Lawson may be brought upon the floor, And beg my pardon on his bended knees. In whatsoever terms I please. _(Oh! oh!) (No! no!)_ I, too, propose, To pull his nose: No matter if the law objects or not; And if the printer's nose cannot be got, The small proboscis of the printer's devil Shall serve my turn for language so uncivil! The "Thunderer" I defy, And its vile lie. (As Ajax did the lightning flash of yore.) I likewise move this House requires-- No, that's too complimentary--desires, That Mr. Lawson's brought upon the floor. The thing was done: The house divided, and the Ayes were--ONE! |
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