two-inch pipe from your city to the Gulf of Mexico. Then if you
fellows can suck as hard as you can blow you will have it a seaport
inside half an hour."




BOLSHEVISM


"The reason you disapprove of Bolshevism is that you don't understand
it."

"Probably. Every time I get with Bolshevists and think I am beginning
to understand, they start a riot and take my mind off the subject."


There's just one thing the Bolshevik in America can do well--he can
dampen the fire under the Melting Pot!


Bolshevism--A blow-out on the tire of world-politics.




BOOKS AND READING


A student assistant, engaged in reading the shelves at the public